Puck 296

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As for the comic…

Word to the wise: if you ever want to impress learned people by making up your own witty quotation on life or philosophy, attribute it to Rousseau.  No one will doubt you.

 If instead you want to make up your own flowery poetry quotation, attribute it to Wordsworth. No one on Earth has ever read everything that Wordsworth ever wrote.  No one.  Not even Wordsworth scholars.  If they say they have, they’re lying.

 SUPER IMPORTANT NOTE: If you want to make up some sassy, pithy aphorism, never attribute it to Wilde.  You’ll be found out as a fraud.  Rather, attribute it to Ovid.  No one will ever question you, because just like Wordsworth, no one has ever read everything Ovid ever wrote.  Not even Ovid junkies like me.  (I couldn’t get through the Fasti. Sue me.)